Earlier Jokes

Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Went to the toilet earlier and took a poo...
Not sure whose it was, but it's mine now.
Earlier today someone sent me a bunch of flowers, but all the heads had been cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
My wife was at the store earlier and she texted me saying, “Should I buy new beach towels?”
I wrote back, “Shore.”
Earlier today I was wondering if it was possible to abort Chuck Norris..
..then I realized he was aborted.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
So earlier I took my clothes from the washer and threw them into the dryer.
I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
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