Draw Jokes

what do doctors use to draw blood?
A needle?
No, a red crayon!
My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
How do you draw flies?
With a pencil!
Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?
Because all they draw is blood.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
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