Draw Jokes

My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
How do you draw flies?
With a pencil!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?
Because all they draw is blood.
what do doctors use to draw blood?
A needle?
No, a red crayon!
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
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