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I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
That new vet really screwed up my pig's colonoscopy
He's pretty ham-fisted
There once was a man from Tibet,
Who couldn't find a cigarette.
So he smoked all his socks,
and got chicken-pocks,
and had to go to the vet.