Definitely Jokes

There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
Do you like it dark or milky? I can definitely make an adjustment for you.
Babe, you are definitely not M&M, because you are melting by my fingers.
Are you ready? Because I would definitely want to taste your sweet.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Are you the moon? Because I definitely see you reflecting the Sun.
It’s your birthday, there is no cure,
Cakes and candles, you must endure,
Quick and painless, let me assure,
A tiny chance, you will be mature,
With this crowd, usually secure,
Random fun, with results obscure,
Liquids we drink, definitely pure,
Goofy friends, minds we tour,
Hilarious birthday, that’s for sure.

(Martin Dejnicki)
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
My wife won a large ceramic pot
She definitely urned it.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
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