Dates Jokes

Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Why was everyone shocked when the fruit fly's girlfriend agreed to marry him?
Because the pair had only ever been on rotten dates.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
What the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has dates.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.
There once was a sailor named Bates
Who was dancing the mambo on skates.
He fell on his cutlass,
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
Name the subject that is most fruitiest among others. History because of it huge number of dates.
The loveliest subject in schools History because it has so many dates.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
What roman never gets any dates?
Hidius
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