Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and I thought to myself...
Wow, this is ledge ‘n dairy.
I love you dairy much.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
Why was two piece swimsuit invented? To separate the hairy from the dairy.
Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet? She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!
A man just attacked me with cheese and milk.
How dairy!