Dairy

I love you dairy much.
A man just attacked me with cheese and milk.
How dairy!
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet? She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!
Why was two piece swimsuit invented? To separate the hairy from the dairy.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and I thought to myself...
Wow, this is ledge ‘n dairy.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.