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Bible Puns
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Beaver Puns
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Vaccine Puns
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Funny Parenting Quotes
"Children arenโ€™t happy without something to ignore, and thatโ€™s what parents were created for." โ€“ Ogden Nash
โ€œI never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.โ€ โ€” Anonymous
Spain Puns
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Chuck Norris Jokes
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didnโ€™t work.
Password Puns
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Sun Pick Up Lines
If it werenโ€™t for the summer sun, youโ€™d be the hottest thing ever created.
Christian Puns
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Medieval Puns
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
Deer Puns
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Hair Puns
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
Tiger Puns
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
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