Created Jokes

Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didn’t work.
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
"Children aren’t happy without something to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for." – Ogden Nash
“I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.” — Anonymous
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
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