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A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.

The guy says, “Well, you won’t believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her.”

The friends are cheering and one friend asks, “So… did you get any head?”

The guy replies, “No, I couldn’t find it.”
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.