Course Jokes

What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
"Real gardeners buy at least ten thousand plants in the course of a lifetime without having the least idea where they'll put any of them when they get home."
— Anonymous
Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet?
The gnome page of course!
Did you hear about the gnome rogue?
Of course not, that g is silent!
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
How do you make cheese even better?
You use a cheese grater of course!
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
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