Course Jokes

What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
How do you make cheese even better?
You use a cheese grater of course!
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet?
The gnome page of course!
Did you hear about the gnome rogue?
Of course not, that g is silent!
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
"Real gardeners buy at least ten thousand plants in the course of a lifetime without having the least idea where they'll put any of them when they get home."
— Anonymous
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