Considered

My wife gets mad at me because I always take things literally.
The police get mad at me because that’s apparently considered “kleptomania.”
Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating
or just mething around?
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”
Betty White
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
Betty White
Masturbation should be considered a craft...
as it is 100% hand made.
She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
Kicking Baby Considered Healthy
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Why are unicorns considered to be among the most impatient mammals? They’re quick to get to the point.