What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.
Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?
It’s just plain common scents.
What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common?
They have both entered the dragon.
What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Everyone remembers the common hieroglyphics grammar rule...
Eye before flea, except after sea.
What do Green Eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common?
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion.
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? All invented by women.
What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around. What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one!
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!