Chick Jokes

What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Asked a pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?"
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her...
Can't believe that chick pea'd herself.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside.
My Ex Girlfriend stole my Hummus.
I told that chick, peace
"Just one hot chick."
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
How did you get a fat chick into bed? A Piece of Cake.
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