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Chick Jokes

Piano Puns
Asked a pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?"
Egg Puns
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
Easter Puns
"Just one hot chick."
Chicken Puns
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Biology Puns
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Hummus Puns
My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her...
Can't believe that chick pea'd herself.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside.
My Ex Girlfriend stole my Hummus.
I told that chick, peace
Horse Puns
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
Pea Puns
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
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