Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking
out uniporn all day.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?