Checking Jokes

For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking
out uniporn all day.
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
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