Checking Jokes

You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking
out uniporn all day.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
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