Charged

Did you hear about the geologist who went to jail?
He was charged with basalt and battery.
The guy who got arrested for eating batteries…. He is to be charged in the morning.
How did the electrician pay for his new phone?
He charged it.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
If you were in the jungle and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
I poisoned my wifes pita dip.
The police charged me with hummus-cide.
A hydrogen molecule gets arrested.
His mother comes down to the police station to bail him out. She is met by the detective working the case.
I don’t understand it, says the mother. Hydrogen was always a good kid. I never had any problems til he met oxygen.
Don’t worry, says the detective. The situation is fluid but he won’t be charged.