Calling

So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction
They’re calling it coleslaw..
“I told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??
Doctor: “Sir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Yesterday I paid a stranger to knock me unconscious,
shove a foreign object up my butt and film the whole thing!
Or as my doctor insists on calling it... a colonoscopy
I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn…
But they said they couldn’t do anything about crows and to stop calling them.
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up to read his.
It began, "My daddy fell in a well last week."
"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"
"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."
What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
We’re calling your number.
Did you hear about the guy who died when an axe fell on him? The police are calling it an axe-i-dent.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said…

“We’re calling Animal Protective Services.”
Wife was in the hospital and the nurse said she was calling the doctor to put in an IV
When he showed up, I said to him "I thought there'd be four of you".
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.