Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
His One Request A general visits an army hospital to check on the conditions and inspire the troops. Its WWI, trench warfare is living hell, and the men could really use some inspiration. The general starts talking to the wounded soldiers. He goes up to the first man and says: "What brings you in here son?" The soldier replies: "sir, I got dysentery in the trenches, something awful." The general asks him: "How are they caring for you in here?" and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my behind with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "No sir, the nurses are doing the best they can." The general seems satisfied, thanks him for his service and moves on to the next man. The general approaches the second man's bed and asks: "What brings you in here son?" The soldier replies somewhat embarrassed: "Sir, I got gonorrhoea from a woman while I was on leave." The general laughs and says: "It happens to the best of us son, how are they caring for you in here?" and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my privates with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "No sir, the nurses are doing the best they can." The general once again seems satisfied, thanks him for his service and moves on to the next man. The general approaches the third man's bed and asks: "What brings you in here son?" The soldier tells him: "sir, I got strep throat in the trenches." The general asks: "How are they caring for you in here?" and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my throat with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" "Actually sir, there is one thing..." Said the soldier. "I'd like to be the first one to use the brush."
I was painting my room with my brother...
When I realised. He's not a very good brush.
"When your “mom voice” is so loud even the neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed." - Unknown
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.
Botanists have developed a vegetable that eliminates the need to brush your teeth.
Bristle sprouts.
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
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