Broken Jokes

You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
What did the broken hearted skeleton say?
After all to-marrow is another day.
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.
โ€œHaving children is like living in a frat house โ€” nobody sleeps, everything s broken, and thereโ€™s a lot of throwing up.โ€

- Ray Romano.
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
โ€” Jonathan Swift
I was walking by a yard sale the other day.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew I couldnโ€™t turn that down.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblinโ€™ goblin.
Youโ€™re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chordโ€ฆ broken.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
What nut is broken?
โ€œA silly nutโ€
"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken."
- James Dent
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
โ€œMy keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but Iโ€™m still at work.โ€ โ€” Author Unknown
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