Bills Jokes

How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
โ€œThey say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?โ€ โ€“ Anonymous
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
โ€œWhatโ€™s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.โ€ โ€“ Anonymous
โ€œThey say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?โ€ โ€“ Anonymous
I've invented a machine that prints money.
I programmed it to make coins, but for some reason it keeps printing dollar bills....
It makes no cents.
Why won't prison life be much different from playing for the Bills? OJ will still have big guys opening holes for him.
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
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