Bills Jokes

How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
I've invented a machine that prints money.
I programmed it to make coins, but for some reason it keeps printing dollar bills....
It makes no cents.
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
Why won't prison life be much different from playing for the Bills? OJ will still have big guys opening holes for him.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
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