I was picking through the turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but I couldn't find one big enough for my family. I turned to the employee and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
“No, sir," he replied. "They're dead."

Tree Puns

What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four

Shower Puns

When you buy a bigger bathtub....
You have more bath room, but less bathroom.

Theater Puns

I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.

Soap Puns

I go through so much shampoo it's just ridiculous!
I don't know, maybe my head is bigger than most but it does say to use a cap full.

River Puns

The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.

Garden Puns

Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?
I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April and I've grown bigger ever since.

Family Puns

There once was a family, the Bigger’s.
There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and a son, baby Bigger. Which one was the largest?
The son, because he was a little Bigger.

Color Puns

What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.

Sky Puns

I couldn't figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
Then it hit me.

What is it called when bigger burgers fall from the sky?
Meatier showers.

Spouse Puns

The fiance and I were looking at frames for our wedding photos. My wife couldn't take her eyes off the smaller one, but I wanted the larger one. So I told her,
"Honey, you need to look at the bigger picture."

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