Bigger Jokes

More candles means a bigger wish!
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
"And this is the amputation wing of the hospital. It used to be a lot bigger."
I was picking through the turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but I couldn't find one big enough for my family. I turned to the employee and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
“No, sir," he replied. "They're dead."
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
When you buy a bigger bathtub....
You have more bath room, but less bathroom.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
I go through so much shampoo it's just ridiculous!
I don't know, maybe my head is bigger than most but it does say to use a cap full.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?
I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April and I've grown bigger ever since.
There once was a family, the Bigger’s.
There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and a son, baby Bigger. Which one was the largest?
The son, because he was a little Bigger.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
I couldn't figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
Then it hit me.
What is it called when bigger burgers fall from the sky?
Meatier showers.
The fiance and I were looking at frames for our wedding photos. My wife couldn't take her eyes off the smaller one, but I wanted the larger one. So I told her,
"Honey, you need to look at the bigger picture."
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