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What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
Onions are great at being psychologists as they let people cry their hearts out in front of them.
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.
Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in. I thought to myself, "At last...
a decent punchline"
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.
I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.
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