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Irish Puns
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Elf Puns
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
Frankenstein Puns
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Utensils Puns
I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.
I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Literary Pick Up Lines
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Food Quotes
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
Orange Puns
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Tableware Puns
I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.
Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in. I thought to myself, "At last...
a decent punchline"
Onion Puns
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
Onions are great at being psychologists as they let people cry their hearts out in front of them.
Friendship Quotes
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
Classic Pick Up Lines
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
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