Becoming Jokes

I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cab driver.
Zach Galifianakis
That shirt is very becoming on you.
Then again, I would be too!
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
I think it's becoming scentient.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
That shirt looks very becoming on you
Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What do you call it when cephalopods start becoming more strict about things?
Kraken down.
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp.
His workbook is wedged in the window,
His sweater’s been thrown on the floor.
His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV,
And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door.
His books are all jammed in the closet,
His vest has been left in the hall.
A lizard named Ed is asleep in his bed,
And his smelly old sock has been stuck to the wall.
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
Donald or Robert or Willie or—
Huh? You say it’s mine? Oh, dear,
I knew it looked familiar!
(Shel Silverstein)
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
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