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Bean Jokes

Puns
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
Giant Puns
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
Onion Puns
What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?
Teargas.
Spain Puns
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Pea Puns
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
Nature Puns
What kind of bean never grows in a garden? A jelly bean!
Lightning Puns
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
Love Puns
I have bean thinking about you.
Coffee Puns
What did the two coffee lovers say on their wedding day? We were meant to bean together.
How did the coffee show its love? It said, "Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me."
Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
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