Baking Jokes

What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
I heard there are some fires near Greece
Weโ€™re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
I bought this strange novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
What do vampires use when baking cakes?
Batter.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?
Ya basic!
Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand.
Stop, drop and roll
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
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