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Avoid Jokes

Christian Puns
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Fridge Puns
What veggie should you avoid buying if your fridge is tiny?
Fungi. They take up too mushroom.
One Liners and Short Jokes
My son asked, "Dad, what are condoms for?"
"Usually to avoid answering questions like these," I replied.
Math Puns
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Coffee Puns
Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people?
It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.
Avoid discussing coffee in sensitive company. It can make for a heated and strong debate.
Corona Virus Jokes
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Beaver Puns
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Ancient Rome Puns
Why didn't ancient Romans reuse crosses after crucifixions?
To avoid cross contamination
Clever Jokes
Did you hear about the math professor who was afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Ghost Puns
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Mushroom Puns
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
Volleyball Puns
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Beach Puns
Avoid pier pressure.
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