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Avoid

Clever Jokes
Did you hear about the math professor who was afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Math Puns
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

How come old math teachers never die?
They tend to just lose some of their functions.
Science Puns
Why are environmentalists bad at playing cards? They like to avoid the flush.
Coffee Puns
Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people?
It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.
Avoid discussing coffee in sensitive company. It can make for a heated and strong debate.
Beach Puns
Avoid pier pressure.
Volleyball Puns
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
One Liners and Short Jokes
My son asked, "Dad, what are condoms for?"
"Usually to avoid answering questions like these," I replied.
Anti Pick Up Lines
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Bible Puns
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Corona Virus Jokes
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Christian Puns
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
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