Apparently Jokes

What happened to the men who lost their lettuce?
I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
I've been searching for three years for my mother-in-law's killer... but apparently no one will do it.
Apparently you can get the Corona virus if your eye touches someone else's eye.
I guess it's a good thing I refuse to make eye contact.
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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail.
But apparently, you're not allowed to end a sentence with a proposition.
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
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