Apparently

Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
When a lion takes a lioness from another lion, he kills and eats any cubs she has. You'd think he'd be ashamed of himself.
But apparently he just swallows his pride.
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....
I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction
They’re calling it coleslaw..
I have been expelled from the Flat Earth Society.
Apparently, I went too far.
I've been searching for three years for my mother-in-law's killer... but apparently no one will do it.
Apparently you can get the Corona virus if your eye touches someone else's eye.
I guess it's a good thing I refuse to make eye contact.
My wife gets mad at me because I always take things literally.
The police get mad at me because that’s apparently considered “kleptomania.”