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Anywhere Jokes

Unicorn Puns
Have you seen Jakeโ€™s new custom trumpet? Yeah, thatโ€™s quite a unique horn, Iโ€™d know it anywhere.
Toxic Pick Up Lines
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Dinosaur Puns
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Travel Pick Up Lines
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
One Liners for Kids
What runs but doesn't get anywhere? A refrigerator.
Football Puns
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Penguin Puns
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Hiking Pick Up Lines
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
Meat Puns
Itโ€™s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.โ€
Funny Aging Quotes
"Nice to be here? At my age itโ€™s nice to be anywhere." โ€“ George Burns
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Funny Animal Quotes
โ€œIn LA we get coyotes in our garbage cans. Coyotes are just like my relatives. They go out in pairs, they whine at night, and they go anywhere thereโ€™s food."
- Billy Crystal
Corona Virus Jokes
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
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