Anywhere Jokes

What runs but doesn't get anywhere? A refrigerator.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
“In LA we get coyotes in our garbage cans. Coyotes are just like my relatives. They go out in pairs, they whine at night, and they go anywhere there’s food."
- Billy Crystal
Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks? You can drop them off anywhere.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
Have you seen Jake’s new custom trumpet? Yeah, that’s quite a unique horn, I’d know it anywhere.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
"Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere." – George Burns
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