Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks? You can drop them off anywhere.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
What runs but doesn't get anywhere? A refrigerator.
Have you seen Jake’s new custom trumpet? Yeah, that’s quite a unique horn, I’d know it anywhere.