Among Jokes

Why are unicorns considered to be among the most impatient mammals? Theyโ€™re quick to get to the point.
Name the subject that is most fruitiest among others. History because of it huge number of dates.
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
Sometimes we eat when weโ€™re hungry
Or else when weโ€™re just in the mood,
But everyoneโ€™s habits are different
In how we relate to our food.

There are 3 meals-a-day folk as well as
The ones who skip breakfast or lunch
And grazers who nibble for most of the day
Or snackers who in-between munch.

There are people with junk food addictions
And those who shun pork, beef or fish,
While the gluten or carb-free among us
Pay attention to whatโ€™s in each dish.

As for sweets, thatโ€™s a whole other story โ€“
When you think about ice cream or pie
Or the various candies and chocolates
Without which some could never get by.

Just consider your own way of eating
With the foods you enjoy or you sneak
And youโ€™ll realize, if you broach the subject,
That our diets are all most unique!

(Ilene Bauer)
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What is the most popular valentine among nuts? The one that says โ€œIโ€™m nuts for you.โ€
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldnโ€™t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." โ€”Lily Toml
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