Addiction Jokes

My doctor tells me I've got a bacon addiction.
Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.
My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
A knew a guy with such a bad gambling addiction, that he gambled his arms, legs, and torso away.
I told him to quit while he was a head.
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallow, and nuts.
I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
Wife: "Whatever means necessary!"

Me: "No it doesn't.”
I had to do something about my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.

Cold turkey was the only way to do it.
“An addiction to gardening is not all bad when you consider all the other choices in life.”
— Cora Lea Bell
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
He quit cold turkey.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
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