The lobster and the crab one day Proposed a friendly race. Agreed upon the time were they, Agreed upon the place. The start and finish lines were where The two thought they should be. The crayfish with a clock was there To act as referee. And though the rule-book then was read, Not all was clarified; For as the lobster forward sped The crab went to the side. (Jeffrey Krise)
I look at you and all the facts I can't believe your age and how you act. The number might suggest your old That you should be shriveled and full of mold.
But, hey look at you You're young in all you do The number doesn't mean a thing As long as you can still sing.
So may this little rhyme and verse Be one that you don't curse. Smile and be happy today Remember, it's your birthday!
The lobster and the crab one day Proposed a friendly race. Agreed upon the time were they, Agreed upon the place. The start and finish lines were where The two thought they should be. The crayfish with a clock was there To act as referee. And though the rule-book then was read, Not all was clarified; For as the lobster forward sped The crab went to the side.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
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