Ability Jokes

What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
“Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.”

- Martin Mull.
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
The only difference between short people and gnomes is their ability to speak.
“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.”
Tina Fey
“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.”
Abraham Lincoln
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...
`It was his weather vein.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
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