There was a stampede out on the dairy farm. It was udder chaos.
What would you call a dairy product that is horrible? “Udder bullshit.”
Why do milking stools only have three legs? The cows keep the udder safe.
I tried to milk my cow last night, but nothing I did seemed to work. It was an udder failure.
Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
Why did the cow fall down while being milked? Because the rug was pulled out from udder it.
You have two cows, but only milk one. Your friend asks you…
"What about the udder one?"