|
A fleeing criminal, desperate to escape the police, runs into the desert with hardly any water. Very soon, he runs out of drinking water, and hours later, he is already plodding under the merciless desert sun. He is close to desperation when suddenly sees something far off in the distance. Hoping against hope that it is water, he starts running towards what he thinks is an oasis, only to find a little old man with a little stand, full of ties.
'Hey you, do you have water?' Pants the criminal.
The old man replied, 'I have already finished my water, but would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'
The criminal, frustrated shouted, 'you moron! Do I look like I need a tie? I should kill you right here, but I have to find some water first!"
'There's no call for threats,' said the old tie seller indignantly, 'but even though you don't want to buy one of my ties and you treat me like this, I'll help you. If you continue over that hill for about 3 miles, you'll find a restaurant with great food and all the ice cold water you can drink. Good luck!"
![]()
Muttering in disgust, the criminal staggered away over the hill. Several hours later the other man sees him crawling on the dune back towards him. When he finally arrives, he lays on his back, panting.
"Everything ok?" Asked the tie salesman as he bends over to hear the raspy whisper of the other man.
"They won't let me in without a tie..."
|
Image courtesy of: Stockimages / freedigitalphotos.net
This Joke Begins With a Cemetery and An Acorn Tree...
This joke starts with a cemetery and an acorn tree...
Today's Joke: A Desperate Man
Sometimes it's better to be polite, or you may end up paying dearly...
This Joke Begins With a Very Happy Ferrari Owner...
This old man's moped is surprisingly fast in this hilarious joke!
Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods
Funny Joke: One, Two Three and You're Ready to Go!
This joke begins with an old man going to see a witch doctor
Hilarious: Stuff Like This Happens When He Comes to Town
A desert dweller comes to town to see his friend, and things immediately begin to start going wrong...
Explanation Needed! 15 Kids Doing Hilariously Odd Things
These 15 hilarious family pictures and stories are sure to overwhelm you with their cuteness and hilarity!
These Puns Take You in the Opposite Direction
Enjoy this collection of illustrated puns by artist Teo Zirinis.
21 One-Panel Comics That Are Short, Sweet, and Hilarious!
Get ready to giggle at the hilarious one-panel comics by Glenn McCoy.
These 15 Signs Will Give You a Laugh!
Are you ready for your daily dose of laughs? We really hope you are, as this collection of 15 hilarious signs is beyond funny!
Funny Restaurant Names That Actually Exist
These restaurants will grab you attention for all the wrong reasons! We can't stop laughing!
Only In Africa Will Lions Stop To Help You Push Your Car
Africa is a place of nature, beauty, and elegance but sometimes, it’s a wild and wacky place where hilarious things like these happen.
3:00
This Classic British Sketch Will Leave in You Splits…
Enjoy this hilarious clip from the famous British comedy show 'The Two Ronnies.'
4:31
Try Not to Laugh - Hilarious Seal and Dolphin Compilation
This adorable compilation of hilarious seal and dolphin videos is absolutely impossible to watch with a straight face!
Hilarious! Someone's Gonna Get Fired For This...
From ashtrays labelled with 'No Smoking' signs to lemons that can supposedly produce orange juice, you've got to see these 20 hilarious design fails!
4:12
Classic Comedy: Morecambe and Wise Make Us Laugh!
Morecambe and Wise make us laugh as awkward stage hands helping a singer complete her performance...
15 Cats Caught Being Mean and Proud of It
Even the biggest cat lover would have to agree, sometimes cats are just...mean. And they don't care who's watching.
15 Translation Fails That Are Too Funny Not To Share
Get set for a collection of signs that took a wrong turn somewhere between languages.
Can You Spot the Camouflaged Object In These Photos?
These funny photos are the definition of accidental camouflage - when people and things just happen to perfectly blend into their surroundings.
These Shop Keepers Have a Funny Sense of Humor
Some shopkeepers have a hilarious sense of humor. Read these funny signs here!
Ever Seen Photos That Leave You Scratching Your Head?
There are some photos that will just leave you doing a double-take thanks to their perfect timing and odd composition. Take a look at these 18 surreal photos.
14 English Oddities That Will Make You Laugh!
There are some pretty odd languages in the world, but surely nothing comes close to matching English's absurdities? Take a look at these oddities.
8:59
You Can’t Help But Smile at These Overdramatic Pets
These hilarious pets can't stop being dramatic!
7:34
COMEDY CLASSICS: A Side-Splitting Laurel & Hardy Adventure
Enjoy this rip-roaring Laurel and Hardy clip from the 1938 feature-length comedy BLOCK-HEADS.
Lighthearted Laughs: 35 Funny 'Why' Jokes!
Discover a collection of 35 different 'Why' jokes that are bound to make people of all ages giggle.
17 Silly Signs that May Bring a Smile to Your Face
These public signs will make you laugh your socks off!
Terrifyingly Funny Signs That Made Us Double Take
These signs have absolutely no business being this scary.
How Are Such Bad Designs Even Possible? - 12 Photos
Some designs are so impractical they may seem useless, but they have one important purpose - making us laugh!
Hilarious! These Kids REALLY Hate Shopping!
While loads of teenagers and adults simply love to shop till they drop, the same can't really be said for most kids, as these hilarious photos prove!
Simple Cheesy Puns That Spark Warm Laughter
These cheesy puns will have your family and friends cringing first, and tittering with laughter second. Enjoy there 20 cheesy puns that are made to share.
When Signs Forget to Be Serious...
You know what time it is? It’s time for some hilariously funny sign!
2:14
Watching These Babes, I Couldn't Contain My Belly Laugh!
Babies can be so funny. Here are 10 of the most hilarious things performed by these tiny clowns.
12:34
Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean and the Judo Lesson!
Mr. Bean tries his hand at martial arts, with hilarious results.
When Cats Attack, Absolutely Nothing is Safe!
These Photos are filled with cats going into attack mode and assaulting everything from their devoted owners to innocent cardboard boxes, blankets, and shoes.
30 Quirkiest State Laws That’ll Make You Laugh
Check out 30 of the craziest laws that are still in effect in the US today!
Who Needs a Plot? These Book Dedications Are Hilarious!
These are some of the funniest book dedications ever written.
2:14
Classic Comedy: The Most Hilarious Breakfast Ever Made...
This is one of the funniest comedy sketches of all time, in my opinion. Because when it comes to breakfast, timing is everything.
17:38
Prank: Husband Caught Cheating in the Office!
Join us now as we get another prank, and this time it's about fidelity...
These Unintentionally Funny Signs Are Comedy Gold
These sign fails are comedy gold you didn’t expect.
These Dumb Actions By People Will Leave You Aghast
Some people do things that simply leave you scratching your head - and make you laugh. Take a look at 22 pictures of the dumbest actions you'll ever see.
14 Playful Doormats with a Dash of Mischief
‘Welcome’ is certainly not the only thing a doormat can say, as these hilarious and unusual doormats show...
To enable your Ad-Free Subscription, please fill the fields below
Your subscription was successful, now you can enjoy an ad-free experience!! Note: To make sure you get no ads, please make sure to log in to your account. If you are logged in already, then refresh the page. The subscription can be cancelled at any time.
