I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry.
The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets. We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and shot through the intersection.
I asked, "Hey, should you slow down a bit?"
"Don't worry about it. All of my buddies drive this way."
We came up on a red light and again he sped through the intersection.
I'm seriously concerned for my life now, "Would you please drive more carefully?"
"Don't worry about it. All of my buddies drive this way and we have been fine."
Then we came up on a green light and the cabbie came to a dead stop.
I got curious, "Why have you stopped on a green light?"
"Oh, I gotta be careful cause one of my buddies could be driving on the other street."
Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?
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Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused
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Joke: The Lie-Sniffing Robot
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Joke: The Devil Has a Schedule to Keep...
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A Hilarious Tribute to Cats and Kittens!
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Who Knew Church Signs could be This Funny?
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Watch These Funny Animals Get Into Mischief!
Watch this video compilation of animals and pets getting into funny situations.
18 Funny Animal Pics That'll Give You Some Cheer!
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Hilarious: 19 Times the Universe Decided to Be Ironic...
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Spooktacular Halloween Pranks That'll Have You Howling
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20 Clever Words for Clever People To Laugh Over...
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Only in Canada: 18 Pics That Perfectly Describe the Place!
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The Lighter Side of Love: 18 Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes
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These just made me laugh myself silly, but I must admit, they're quite true!
Want a Laugh? Try These Witty Lines!
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Hilarious: Grammar is a Funny Subject!
These grammar jokes will have you on the floor they are so ridiculous!
Hilarious: The Real Dogs Behind the "Beware Dog" Signs
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17 Hilarious Animal Memes That Will Have You Guffawing
Start your day with these ridiculously hilarious animal memes.
Hilarious: If You Love English You'll Love These Puns!
We’ve collected 14 side-splitting jokes and puns that highlight common grammatical mistakes, contain clever twists on words, and more!
Stand-up Comedy: What Men Really Think of Their Marriage
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Classic Comedy: A Newly Graduated Dentist...
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A collection of 20 hilarious comic strips and funny cartoons about aging.
The People Behind These Funny Fails Are Beyond Reproach!
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The 30 Craziest State Laws Are Just Too Funny For Words!
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Laugh out Loud at These Alternative Animal "Facts"
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14 Crazy Things That Could Only Happen in One Country...
14 photos of things that you could only find in Russia. These will bring a smile to your face.
These Funny Hospital Photos Are Bound to Crack You Up
These hospital photos are bound to make you scream with laughter!
The Most Outrageously Hilarious Signs You’ll See
You know what time it is? It’s time for some funny signs!
These Birthday Quotes Will Make Your Loved Ones Smile
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Hilarious: 16 of the FUNNIEST DIY Repair Jobs!
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Funny: When 8 Priests Come Face-to-Face with Lingerie
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Classic Comedy: Mr Bean Is the Ultimate Hopeless Romantic
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These Cheesy Pickup Lines Are Bound to Make You Cringe!
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20 Hysterical Photos Taken in the Perfect Time and Place!
All 20 of the photos we’re about to show were taken just in time to create the most hilarious effect imaginable!