A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
The man then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
He perks up and asks,"So, can I have a penny?"
"In a minute..."
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