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God Speaks to the Man on Mount Sinai

A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God.

 

Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

God Speaks to the Man on Mount Sinai


The man then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

He perks up and asks,"So, can I have a penny?"


 "In a minute..."

 

 

 

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