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15 More Hysterical Jokes Found Outside Veterinary Clinics!

 One of the best places to find witty jokes and clever anecdotes is also a rather unexpected one. We’re talking about veterinary clinics. A good sense of humor is apparently part of the job description, and the hilarious signs found outside of these clinics probably go a long way in making worried pet owners smile. It is impossible to get bored of these uproarious lines, so it’s a good thing the supply is endless! Here is another installment of comedic treasures found on signs outside of veterinary clinics. 

 

1. The worst best alarm 

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, there’s no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast

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2. The fundamental difference between cats and dogs

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, dogs enjoy the ride while cats want to drive

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3. It's never too early for puns

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, a lazy kangaroo is called a pouch potato

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4. The question on every dog owners mind 

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, I wonder what my dog named me

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5. This is an extremely acquired taste

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, anyone who hasn’t tasted shampoo has never bathed a dog

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6. The feline anatomy explained 

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, cats have 32 muscles in each ear used for ignoring you

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7. That’s a smell that will never leave you 

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, never make snow angels in a dog park

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8. I have always wondered that! 

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, why do dogs go to the door when its rarely for them

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9. It’s only natural that aliens would assume cats were the dominant life form on Earth

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, Aliens ask cats to take them to their litter

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10. Some things will never change 

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, catterpillars are afraid of doggerpillars

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11. Oh, so that’s where that phrase comes from! 

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, What kind of dog doesn’s bark? A hush puppy

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12. Nature’s biggest mystery

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, Why cant hedgehogs share the hedge

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13. Santa’s most favorite adorable helper 

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, a dog in the north pole is called Santa Paws

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14. Truer words have never been spoken 

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, dogs are like babies and cats are like teenagers 

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15. And finally, a very important request...

More hilarious joke, funny lines and clever anecdotes and puns found on signs outside Veterinary clinics, Fish pun

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