A man walks into a local pharmacy while laughing hysterically. He asks for 2 condoms, and, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out. The pharmacist is intrigued and curious about this odd behavior, but doesn't give it too much thought. However, the next day it happens again, the same man walks in laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing.
The pharmacist remembers the day before and starts to wonder what's up but not for too long because he has work to do.The next day the same guy walks in laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing.
Now the pharmacist is perplexed and eager to know what is going on with this guy so he arranges with his assistant to follow the guy and find out where he is going, should the man return.
Wouldn't you know it, The same guy comes back the next day, laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing.
The assistant followed him as per his orders and came back 20 minutes later.
"Well," Asks the phramacist, "where did he go?"
"Straight to your house."
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