I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.