Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.