Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.