Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.