The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.