Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.