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Celebrate Jokes

Birthday Puns
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish them.
Orange Puns
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Mother Puns
What holiday do we celebrate in May to remember all the mothers we lost in the past year?
Momorial Day
Meat Puns
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
Mummy Puns
Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day?
Because they're so full of mummies
Halloween Puns
Jehovahs witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
Electricity Puns
How many museum curators does it take to change a light bulb?
6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Funny Aging Quotes
"In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn’t have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order." - Robert Brault
Food Quotes
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
Mouse Puns
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Pig Puns
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
Tiger Puns
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Birthday Jokes
What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy?
They only get to celebrate them in leap years.