Soccer Puns

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Soccer Puns

You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.