Soccer Puns

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Soccer Puns

The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.