Soccer Puns

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Soccer Puns

The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.