Soccer Puns

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Soccer Puns

Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!