Soccer Puns

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Soccer Puns

Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.