What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.