What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?