Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.