What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.