What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.