Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.