What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.