Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.