What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.