Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.