What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?