Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.