Short Computer Jokes

With all the computers in our world, SOMEONE has to make fun of them! Welcome to the computer short jokes section!

Short Computer Jokes

The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!

Electricity: Keep talking smart guys...
I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.