Short Computer Jokes

With all the computers in our world, SOMEONE has to make fun of them! Welcome to the computer short jokes section!

Short Computer Jokes

Contrary to belief, Wikipedia actually has less factual errors than traditional printed encyclopedias.

Source: Wikipedia
I'm not anti-social.
I'm just not user friendly.
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!

Electricity: Keep talking smart guys...
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.