My Grandad asked me how to print. I said "Control P"
He said: "I haven't been able to do that for years!"
So a guy buys a PlayStation and starts an EA game.
Pay just $9.99 to unlock the rest of this joke!
Me: "Siri, why am I alone?"
Siri: *opens front facing camera*
My software never has bugs.
It just develops random features.