I changed my password to "incorrect."
So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect."
A man is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
A woman gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.
Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people.
Working in customer service already did that.