If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
I'm not anti-social.
I'm just not user friendly.
My Grandad asked me how to print. I said "Control P"
He said: "I haven't been able to do that for years!"
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "Nice going. The computer is completely screwed now."