Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.