Running Puns

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Running Puns

What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.