What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.